work for inland revenue

A yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. "My son is choking" she cries, "He's swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding. Please anyone help!" Without speaking a man stands up at a nearby table and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes. The boy coughs and out pops the coin. "Thank you so much" beams the relieved mother, "are you a paramedic?" "No" replied the man "I work for the inland revenue".

Saint Patrick's Day